‘Sup! The name’s Puck. Don’t call me Noah. That shit does not fly around here. There are few things to know about me. One, I’m a jew, and proud of it. Shit needs to be kosher. Two, you don’t wanna mess with me unless you wanna die or something. And lastly, sorry girls, the ship has sailed. Taken by the one and only Rachel Berry. Meaning you touch her or make her cry, you’ll answer to me, shit dick.
NO SHIT REALLY? GET THE FUCK OUT. SATURDAY THEN SUNDAY? SHUT THE FRONT DOOR SAM.