‘Sup! The name’s Puck. Don’t call me Noah. That shit does not fly around here. There are few things to know about me. One, I’m a jew, and proud of it. Shit needs to be kosher. Two, you don’t wanna mess with me unless you wanna die or something. And lastly, sorry girls, the ship has sailed. Taken by the one and only Rachel Berry. Meaning you touch her or make her cry, you’ll answer to me, shit dick.

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the-diva-berry:

And you did a commendable job as well. It was delicious, and served in bed none the less! How did I get so lucky?

You just wait for the dessert.

the-diva-berry:

Aw, Noah, that’s almost like homework. I’m honored. 

You should be, it smelled like crap and I power throughed it.

the-diva-berry:

Best. Breakfast. Ever. Who’s been teaching you how to cook tofu so well?

I looked it up from the internet..

Gonna wake her up with some freaky vegan crap breakfast!

Yeah! An Awesome boxer fashion show for your girl!

Are you okay?